Category Humor

Podcast #108 Welcome to the Family

 Published in the category General Practice, Humor, Lesson Exercises PDF

Lesson Exercises PDF A businessman met with his new son-in-law. He said, “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family. We care for you very much. I am going to show you how much. I’m making you a 50% partner in my business. Just go to the factory every day and […] Read More

Podcast #104 A Deep Story

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Lesson Exercises There were these two guys out hiking. They came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. They were curious about its depth. One of them threw in a pebble. They waited for the sound of it striking the bottom. But they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock. They threw it in […] Read More

Podcast #96 A Bad Day for Walter

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Lesson Exercises Walter overslept. He had to eat breakfast in a rush. He cut his face in two places shaving. He hadn’t done his weekly clothes washing, so he didn’t have any clean underpants. There was frost on his car’s windshield. He didn’t own a scraper. He did what he could with his fingernails. On […] Read More

Podcast #93 The Final Doctor Visit

 Published in the category General Practice, Humor

A man hasn’t been feeling well. He sees his doctor for a complete physical exam. The lab tests are done immediately. The doctor asks the man into his office. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news, ” the doctor says.“You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. […] Read More

Podcast #89 Another Joke

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Lesson Exercises A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. He had been hit by a truck. Several weeks later, he was in court. He was suing for medical expenses.The lawyer for the trucking company was questioning him. The lawyer said, “At the scene of the accident, didn’t you say ‘I’m fine’?” Clyde responded, “Well, […] Read More

Podcast #87 An American Student in Italy

 Published in the category General Practice, Humor, Lesson Exercises PDF, Travel

Lesson Exercises Podcast #87  An American Student in Italy Oliver is the son of my best friend. Oliver spent a college semester in Padua, Italy. He lived with a lovely family. They treated him like a son. Especially the mother, Emelia. He had many nice experiences with them. Some of these were quite funny. Here […] Read More

Podcast #79 Intelligence

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Lesson Exercises It was a very hot day. Two men were digging a ditch. One said to the other, “Our boss is up there in the shade of a tree. Why are we down here digging a ditch?” “I don’t know,” replied the other.  “I’ll go ask him.” He climbed out of the ditch. He went […] Read More

Podcast #72 My Funniest Dream

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Lesson Exercises Welcome to Podcast #72 of ESL Aloud. Today I am going to begin by telling you a little about my short career in the army and then I will relate to you the funniest dream I ever had.  After that you’ll have the opportunity to hear each original sentence and repeat it twice, […] Read More

Podcast #67 The First Joke

 Published in the category General Practice, Humor

A tourist walks into a small inn. The innkeeper is standing at the reception counter. There is a little dog in front of the counter. The innkeeper greets the tourist. The tourist checks into the inn. He looks down at the dog. He says to the innkeeper: “Does your dog bite?” The innkeeper replies: “Absolutely […] Read More

Podcast #29 A Bank Robbery

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A bank robber walked into a bank. A bank robber entered a bank. He looked around. He took a look around. He saw there weren’t many customers. He saw the place was pretty empty. He walked up to a teller. He went to a teller’s window. The robber gave the teller a piece of paper. […] Read More

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