A tourist walks into a small inn. The innkeeper is standing at the reception counter. There is a little dog in front of the counter. The innkeeper greets the tourist. The tourist checks into the inn. He looks down at the dog. He says to the innkeeper: “Does your dog bite?”
The innkeeper replies: “Absolutely not.”
The tourist says: “Are you positive that your dog does not bite?”
The innkeeper answers: “I can say with utter confidence that my dog does not bite.”
The tourist puts out his hand to pat the dog on the head.
The dog gives the tourist a vicious bite on the hand.
The tourist is infuriated.
He screams at the innkeeper: “You swore your dog did not bite!”
The innkeeper calmly replies: “And I say again, my dog does not bite.”
The tourist can’t believe his ears.
He says: “How can you say that. You just saw the dog give me a terrible bite.”
The innkeeper explains: “That is not my dog.”
A tourist walks into a small inn.
A tourist enters a small inn.
The innkeeper is standing at the reception counter.
The innkeeper is behind the reception desk.
There’s a little dog in front of the counter.
A little dog is sitting in front of the counter
The innkeeper greets the tourist.
The innkeeper welcomes the tourist.
The tourist checks into the inn.
The tourist is checked into the inn.
He looks down at the dog.
He glances down at the dog.
He says to the innkeeper:
“Does your dog bite?”
“Should I worry about your dog biting me?”
The innkeeper replies:
“Absolutely not.”
“ Certainly not.”
The tourist says:
“Are you positive that your dog does not bite?”
“Are you totally confident that you dog doesn’t bite?”
The innkeeper answers:
“I can say with utter confidence that my dog does not bite.”
“I can say unreservedly that you won’t get bitten by my dog.”
The tourist puts out his hand to pat the dog on the head.
The tourist extends his hand to give the dog a pat on the head.
The dog gives the tourist a vicious bite on the hand.
The dog viciously bites the tourist on the hand.”
The tourist is infuriated.
The tourist is incensed.
He screams at the innkeeper:
He yells at the innkeeper:
“You swore your dog did not bite!”
“You gave your word that your dog didn’t bite!”
The innkeeper calmly replies:
“And I say again, my dog does not bite.”
“And I repeat that my dog does not bite.”
The tourist can’t believe his ears.
The tourist is incredulous
He says:
“How can you say that?
How is it possible for you to say that?”
You just saw the dog give me a terrible bite.”
You just observed the dog giving me a horrible bite
The innkeeper replies:
“That is not my dog.”
“That dog is not mine.”
